Most perverted thing you have done

[ericknl]

When I shared a part of a house with a girl I didn't really know, I came in her shampoo, several times. I know she used it. Very very hot!

[mrtrider]

Theres this really cute Asian girl in my school. I kept bumping into her in the hallways and she was in a different year group so I didn't really know her too well. One day, I decided to grab her ass as she walked past and she turned around with a smirk. We bumped into each other later into the day and since we were going in the same direction I decided to grab her ass again and pull her closer. Next day she sat across from me (went early to school so I just sat alone at a table til friends came) and she dropped her pen. I went under to pick I think up and she just had her legs wide open without underwear. I decided to return her pen by putting it in her pussy. I moved next to her and started feeling her boobs and kissing her neck. Then we went to the bathroom and fucked until school started. A few days later I walked up to her and grabbed her hand and pulled her to the guys locker room (it was always empty at recess). She was kind of struggling when I started feeling her up and very reluctant which was strange cos she was so into it before. Then after I started taking off her clothes she just bent over the sink and told me to be quick. Again, strange cos she was really into it and didn't mind taking time and enjoying it. Later I learned they were twins and in the future I waited for the right twin to approach me. Here's a pic from her fb, on the very left and middle

LOL. That's hilarious...

[ronrittle]

When I was 13 I was taking a bath when my 11 year old sister came bursting in and had to use the bathroom. I had been jacking and she started talking to me. I was watching her from the crack in the shower curtain. I came when she bent over to wipe showing her virgin pussy. She never knew.

[ronrittle]

I also used to live with my grandma from years 22-25. I took care of her. I used to pretend to be asleep on the couch with my dick out my boxers when ide hear her coming to the living room. She'd see me and sit down in her chair and stair at it. And when ide pretend to wake up to go to the bedroom, ide go kiss her goodnight with my dick out.

[Dazx]

Once this bitchy popular girl wouldn't stop annoying me. But she was quite hot and had nice curves. Since she was in the swim team I stole her underwear (which for some reason had her name on the tag) and hung it up in the guys change rooms. I also came into one of her socks and dipped the other one in my piss. I went to volleyball training which was at the same time and finished at the same time. I watched her walk out of there with her tits bouncing a bit which each step and you can see her nipple so through her shirt and I just saw her wearing those socks. Her underwear was also a bit torn and been came on just sitting here on the bench. After everyone left I used a shim to open her locker and put it in her locker for er to see the next day. Wish I saw the reaction tho but I wasn't there

[Frumguy]

Bump

[BadPornPun]

Bump

[Lockecoil155]

One of my best friends was having a party and making cocktails. I came early to help and when she went back to the store for a few things I came into the one I knew shed be drinking. I've also spunked into her shampoo before.

[BadPornPun]

Bump

[unknownperson]

i was at my cousins house for a party, me and my little cousin started playing hide and go seek so i hide in his sisters closet, found her underwear and stuff it into my pants and used it to jerk off in their bathroom an hour later

[mralwayshard]

I cock young girls pix and email to them. Have got a few replies back over the years. I even have sent daughters pix that their dads have cocked to see what they say. lol.

[Stevesmile]

I like to visit a friend and when he goes to the can, I like to shove my cock I into their milk container and swish the milk.

If I have time I also like to wipe my balls on the butter and finish off blowing snot on any leftover food.

Just the thought of my friend, his wife and daughter enjoying my filth makes it worthwhile

[kong57]

I cock young girls pix and email to them. Have got a few replies back over the years. I even have sent daughters pix that their dads have cocked to see what they say. lol.

I used to have a whole thread dedicated to this 9n the old site.
Hmm. Not the most craziest thing ive done but back in middle school I had to got to summer school. One of the teachers (Miss B)was a tall mature brunette whom had just gotten divorced so she was a bit disheveled the prior year. Something clicked since the start of the summer session thought as she strater to have her make up done with semi deep cut blouses that showed just enough that you wanted more and jeans/slacks combos. After about a week or so she pulled me aside to help me with the weeks math lesson. Walking into the room I sat down at the table which had all of the course work there. Also there was a stainless steel coffee mug on the table that had then what I thought was the sexist red lipstick stains I've ever seen (still kinda are!) At this point Miss B walked is and was very happy to see me. My jaw dropped. She had on a black skin tight to that showed a low of clevage but had a long sleeve light sweater on, blue jeans with boots that looked painted on and a push up bra that made her tits look like this of a 18 y.o cheap leader. I was in heaven. Anyways, about a hour or some in to the study session, she gets called out to has me another issue with a teacher. She tells me to just "keep plugging away honey" and I do. Until I look up and see the coffee mug she left. I could feel my cock get rock hard as I thought of her lips wrapped around my cock so for the next 5 minutes, I stroke my cock in my pants expecting her back any moment. Another 5 go by, no one even walks by the room. At that point I grab the mug and slide over into the corner. I pull out my cock and rub my pre-cum all over the stainles steel lid. Still wet from her last sip right before she left! At this point my heart is easing just as fast and my hand is on my cock! Feeling myself getting ready to cum, take a second to take the lid off and blast one of the hottest thickest loads into the mug. As i look in the partially filled mug, I can see my thick load running down the sides into the rest of her coffee. By far one of the most amazing things I've done. Atvthis point I compose myself, wipe myself off, place the lid back on and get back to the table. As I sit, I think to shake the mug to mix it a bit better. I give a good shake and place it right back down. Just at the moment, I hear the clack of boots walking down the hall and 20 seconds later she's standing over my my shoulder looking how far I've gotten into the worksheet. She says a few things and then sits down and takes a drinking her coffee from the mug. To this day, I still jerk off about this. Her exact words after taking a long sip were "nothing like a cup of how to get the morning off right" i practically lifted the table with my cock. The next two hours I watched her drink my mum and comment how good that cup of coffee was. If only I had a phone with a camera then.
If anyone want a photo of her, just pm me

[dirtypixel]

I've cum in my coworkers lotion bottle at least 5 times. I don't know how she hadn't realized it's not going empty after months of use.

[toesucker30]

Bareback sex with my cousin.