Most perverted thing you have done

[stackfast]

Got some new stuff done. Previously I posted in this thread how I would cum onto the shoes of coworkers whenever I was alone in the office. Well I managed to amp it up recently. Coworker left a drink, disappeared somewhere for a call or a smoke whatever, who cares. She left it there. "Discretely borrowed" it and went back an area where I know the camera's aren't running. Opened it up and gave her drink a nice cock stir. Made extra sure to have her straw got a nice treatment cock tipping trip.

Wanted to go a little further but the lady's a party slut and would be far too familiar with the taste of cock and cum.

[kong57]

Got some new stuff done. Previously I posted in this thread how I would cum onto the shoes of coworkers whenever I was alone in the office. Well I managed to amp it up recently. Coworker left a drink, disappeared somewhere for a call or a smoke whatever, who cares. She left it there. "Discretely borrowed" it and went back an area where I know the camera's aren't running. Opened it up and gave her drink a nice cock stir. Made extra sure to have her straw got a nice treatment cock tipping trip.

Wanted to go a little further but the lady's a party slut and would be far too familiar with the taste of cock and cum.

Please tell me you got photos of that?!

[stormhail101]

when i was 18 i was baked with my friend and i said i had to go to the bathroom his sister left some of her thongs i busted on one and let the cum dry up

[deathkiller]

Did his sister every say anything

[stackfast]

Got some new stuff done. Previously I posted in this thread how I would cum onto the shoes of coworkers whenever I was alone in the office. Well I managed to amp it up recently. Coworker left a drink, disappeared somewhere for a call or a smoke whatever, who cares. She left it there. "Discretely borrowed" it and went back an area where I know the camera's aren't running. Opened it up and gave her drink a nice cock stir. Made extra sure to have her straw got a nice treatment cock tipping trip.

Wanted to go a little further but the lady's a party slut and would be far too familiar with the taste of cock and cum.

Please tell me you got photos of that?!

I don't have shots of me using my cock as a spoon but I do have attempted upskirts and me rubbing precum on her straw. PM me if you wanna have a look.

[Ser82]

At dawn my sleeping niece was passing the head of my penis through her mouth

[SweetGirlJules]

When my daughter goes to bed. Ive played with her a couple times

[Yup3636]

I was headed home late at night with my aunt and her girlfriend because they lived down the street and we went to the same college. Well we were low on gas so they got out to go inside the gas station and when they asked if I wanted to go in I declined. About 5 minutes had passed and I was getting impatient, I started to look around and noticed they weren’t even at the register yet so I decided I was gonna take my dick out and stick it her drink. The ice was cold on my dick and the Coca Cola wasn’t as sticky as I thought it would’ve been. I still didn’t seen them so I started to stroke my dick as I was feeling gutsy I was going to bust a nut in it. Unfortunately every so many stokes I would stop stir some more and then resume stroking but then because I wasn’t paying attention I heard her voice outside the van, I panicked and put her drink back before I was caught and my boner started to go away. When her girlfriend started the car and we were getting ready to leave she picked the cup up asked if I wanted some, I said no claiming I wasn’t thirsty. She was just like okay whatever then faced forward again and took a drink, and I once again had a raging boner knowing that my dick was in it and that there was a small amount of pre cum in the drink.

I’ve also cummed in my cousins body wash once shampoo twice in one day while I was visiting. Once when I had to go to the bathroom in the morning while she was at work the Body wash after she got home from work and the second shampoo was after she came down stairs her hair soaking wet still after taking a shower I just knew she was slathered in my cum and I was going crazy so I had to go back up and pump another load into her bottle

[jerry]

Okay, this happened back when I was around 14 or so, I don't remember exactly when. I got up to head to the kitchen in the middle of the night once, and I notice my parent's room door (their room was on the way to the kitchen) was slightly open. I heard some creaking noises inside, so I opened the door and snuck in. I notice my parents were in a really awkward position and I knew what was going on, so I crept inside and made sure to make no noise.

I managed to make it to their bed without being noticed, because of the way they were facing, and I got under their bed and started jerking. I could hear my mom panting and moaning, but not too loud because she didn't wanna wake anyone up.

I took the risk and caught a few peaks for a few seconds every time, which got me even harder every time I looked! It was dark and from their position (they were only doing missionary) I didn't get to see much, except a look at my mom's nice tits and her face moaning as my dad thrusts in her. Then I came once and looked up, hearing seeing my dad get to suck her tits while she moans a little harder, got me hard again, and I jerked again.

In the end, after they were all done, I felt the bed stop squeaking and I tried to look if the coast was clear, and I saw my dad coming to grab his pants, which was around the edge of the bed where I was coming out of. Luckily, he had his eyes on my mom, and after grabbing his pants, I saw him sucking her tits some more and she was rubbing his head while enjoying it. Also, there were no tissues around my parents bed as far as I know, so I was pretty sure my mom swallowed, and that's just fucking hot man...

Amazing experience, but since they were doing missionary I don't think that your mon swallowed. Probably your dad came inside the condom.

[Dannyq]

Kik me Dannyqash

[kong57]

So I have another story: it was New Years Day around 3 or 4 years back My friend and I ( we had a fling prior to but this was a total platonic hang out) we recoving from the night before. *Sidenote* The night before, I showed up and she just finishing up getting ready. Shes an average woman but for some reason, her feet in a pair of blue strappy heels looked amazing! (See pics) I almost had to pick my jaw off the floor. Anyways after a very drunken countdown to midnight, our group didnt even make out to the bars. Going back to New Years day, fter a few people left it was just her and I hanging out at her place. After waching some t.v we just were still so hung over we didnt move from the couch so we ended up watching "Heat". Anyways she laid down with her feet pretty much on my lap and I couldlt have swarn she cpuld feel my cock get hard! Afyer about 25 or 30 minutes in, she was passed out hard! So afyer about ten ninutes of debating on what to do, i pulled my cocknout and slowly and ever so gently rubny my cock on her feet! The sight of my pre cum on her soles almost made me blow a huge load on her feet! After about twenty minutes of that, she slowly woke up but was none the wiser! We chatted and finished the movie. At that point she said I could "totally could saty but I'm going to bed." I took her up on that offer and hangout on the couch for a bit. After about twenty minutes or so I went to the bathroom to just check to see if she was up, she was out cold! So i was able to sneak out the blue heels and use them! Left a nice load for her feet to soak up! Enjoy!

[Guppy312]

Well I was at a friend's house and in the morning his mom goes to work and she's single so I wake up early and go and sniff her panties paintys and lick her vibrators I took a pair of them one day and it was the best

[TheHeadSpartan]

One time, I snuck over to my girlfriends house. After a quick blowjob, she had to go with her father to a banquet. A few minutes later while waiting to escape, I heard the door open. I peeked through the closet door and saw her mother making out with a random, younger guy. They headed to her bedroom and left the door slightly ajar. I went over and watched her pull his pants down and suck his cock (probably 8 inches long). He then pushed her down onto the bed and pulled her clothes off. He rammed his dick into her cunt and fucked her in the missionary position for a few minutes. They switched to doggy style, and I realized he was taking her bareback. I saw her glance to the door but I dont think she saw me fapping to her cheating. After probably 5 minutes and a few orgasms from her, she told him to fill her womb with his white seed. The guy came and I used a pair of her stolen panties to cum into. They layed down next to each other and she said, "you're so much bigger than my fat husbands 4 incher. Next time during my "business meeting" we can have some more fun." The guy then left and I blew a load into another pair of panties.
She was 43, had been married since 1997, and was director of nursing at a hospital.

[ericknl]

nice, these are some hot stories!

[Darrelshady]

Not the most perverted but yesterday on my long drive home I noticed a really hot mother and daughter combination in a car I was passing. For about 40 miles I followed them regularly passing them or letting them pass me while I had my cock out masturbating whilst staring at the sexy pair